Game Night at Critical Hit

Where's the beef?

Critical Hit, that's where. Come out for game night at Critical Hit, order some pizza, and spend a lovely evening pummeling your secular friends in whatever game catches your fancy.

The first five attendees win a million dollars!!!!*

*money to paid in one lump sum at the time of your death. Winner must be present to win the prize. Failing to show up to claim the prize as the result of death is not an excuse. The money and your death is non-transferable.